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Lindsey McKeon and Rachel Paulson are Earth's oldest living millennials. They were adulting before it was cool. Now they're here to take you on a mid-30s journey, to teach you young'n's everything you ought to know to live your best life as a grown-ass millennial.

Strap in, kiddos.

Jun 17, 2019

Rachel and Lindsey take selfies on the way down the black hole of addiction, de-individuation, obligation, passivity and self-loathing we call social media.

Lindsey vows to quit Instagram before this episode goes live... Did she succeed??

In addition to drastically changing our concepts of beauty, entertainment, dating,...

Jun 3, 2019

Lindsey and Rachel can't agree on our most gratuitous, addictive, rapey, unattractive, yet also inescapable, sexy, useful and relation-enhancing human vice: PORN.

Lindsey can't abide sex that deliberately avoids "divine flow." Rachel worries her former porn obsession may have shrunk her brain. And talk of mutual...

Apr 22, 2019

Rachel and Lindsey just say YES to "the last greatest drug," despite addiction, heroin brain, poop triggers, acid reflux, teeth stains, mold, mold and MORE MOLD.

Lindsey has tried all the trendiest varieties, from Bulletproof to Kion, and knows which will poison your body least. Meanwhile Rachel remembers getting hooked...

Apr 15, 2019

Lindsey and Rachel compare pee color as they dive into filtered, unfiltered, bottled, tap, spring, raw, alkaline, electrolyte-enhanced and "Beyond" H2O.

Just because it's clear and tasteless doesn't mean it's all the same. Lindsey endores, where you can search for tap water contaminants by ZIP code....

Apr 1, 2019

Rachel and Lindsey digest the nutritional, medical, ethical, financial, mental, spiritual and romantic aspects of life without animal products.

Lindsey talks about going vegan with a thyroid problem, Rachel talks about going vegan for a girlfriend, and both talk about how mounting an ethical argument against vegans is...