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Lindsey McKeon and Rachel Paulson are Earth's oldest living millennials. They were adulting before it was cool. Now they're here to take you on a mid-30s journey, to teach you young'n's everything you ought to know to live your best life as a grown-ass millennial.

Strap in, kiddos.

Jun 17, 2019

Rachel and Lindsey take selfies on the way down the black hole of addiction, de-individuation, obligation, passivity and self-loathing we call social media.

Lindsey vows to quit Instagram before this episode goes live... Did she succeed??

In addition to drastically changing our concepts of beauty, entertainment, dating, work and self-esteem, Rachel can't even comprehend how shitty social media has made being a teenager

But can you really live outside this brave new world of interaction without repercussions and connection without consequences?


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