Lindsey McKeon and Rachel Paulson are Earth's oldest living millennials. They were adulting before it was cool. In this bi-weekly podcast, they're here to take you on a mid-30s journey, to teach you everything you ought to know to live your best life as a grown-ass millennial. Stuff like: "What drugs should I do?" "Should I go vegan?" "Will vaping kill me?" "What's the minimum number of gay experiences I should try?" "How about butt stuff?" and “When do I freeze my eggs?” Strap in, kiddos.