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Lindsey McKeon and Rachel Paulson are Earth's oldest living millennials. They were adulting before it was cool. Now they're here to take you on a mid-30s journey, to teach you young'n's everything you ought to know to live your best life as a grown-ass millennial.

Strap in, kiddos.

Jun 17, 2019

Rachel and Lindsey take selfies on the way down the black hole of addiction, de-individuation, obligation, passivity and self-loathing we call social media.

Lindsey vows to quit Instagram before this episode goes live... Did she succeed??

In addition to drastically changing our concepts of beauty, entertainment, dating,...

Apr 1, 2019

Rachel and Lindsey digest the nutritional, medical, ethical, financial, mental, spiritual and romantic aspects of life without animal products.

Lindsey talks about going vegan with a thyroid problem, Rachel talks about going vegan for a girlfriend, and both talk about how mounting an ethical argument against vegans is...

Mar 18, 2019

Lindsey and Rachel tell you everything you need to know about pot, weed, cannabis, marijuana, CBD, THC, spliffs, joints, vaginal lube and whatevs.

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